And next time, don't forget The Rules of Chocolate:
If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.
Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.
If money talks, then chocolate sings.
And last but not least, the O.N.L.Y. chocolate bunny joke on the planet (it's not even that funny!):